2013: The SparkNotes

Duck Dynasty is more American than self entitlement. It is more genuine than exchanging disability checks for votes. Who knew a group of dumb rednecks would have the same amount of power and influence as a corrupt union of politicians and corporations? Proof that America may still have a fighting chance both literally and figuratively.

Climate change folks can get to stepping.  The world is cooling.  Seriously, guys.  There is a 99% chance the earth will freeze over before we are burnt crisp from heat.  Examining climate in 10, 30, or 100 year increments can be likened to examining a globally traded stock based on 1 day’s performance.  With that said, I certainly think man made climate change does occur.  I just don’t think most people understand how insignificant the change is.  If you hellbent at dwelling on something, perhaps you could start with the radiation that should consume eastern Asia and the Pacific Ocean over the course of the next quarter century.

Government shutdowns are silly.  They are nearly as silly as people voting on candidates based on whether they have a (D) or an (R) beside their name.

Journalism is the equivalent of gossip through prayer.

The online currency craze that we are going through blows my mind.  Excluding junkies, what sort of person would exchange physical money for invisible money?  It seems absurd to me.  Then again, paper and plastic is a normal means for everyday transactions.  Silly people.

Benghazi.  We knew.  We lied.  We covered it up poorly.  We lied some more.  People die.  Shit happens.  Wipe it in the press and move on.

3D printing is nearly here.  I need one.  And a sugar momma.  And a trust fund.

A new Pope was elected.  You could place bets on who was going to become Pope.  If that isn’t patriotic, then I don’t know what is.  I dare say he has his work cut out for him.

Edward Snowden helped open our eyes to the police state we live in.  People are welcome to label him a patriot or a traitor.  I suppose both are fair statements.  I’m not sure how I would have handled it if I were in his shoes.

America is still at war.  I’m not sure if anyone knows who we are at war with, but we are still fighting.  Project Drones 4 Humanity is in full effect.

  • “I have not yet begun to defile myself.” ~ Doc Holliday
  • “Isn’t it nice to think that tomorrow is a new day with no mistakes in it yet?” ~ L.M. Montgomery
  • “One day, in retrospect, the years of struggle will strike you as the most beautiful.” ~ Sigmund Freud
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