Donald Sterling: The REAL Story

Magic Johnson had already bitten off all of his fingernails.  He sat lonely in his office flipping back and forth between playoff basketball games.  He tried to make himself watch baseball, but he just couldn’t.  Owning the Dodgers wasn’t even going to change that.  He needed to breath basketball again…

Donald Sterling is a Jewish attorney from Chicago.  So let’s be clear, he is likely a racist old bastard.  However, I’m not going to speak about anything he may, or may not, have said in the privacy of his own home.  Not only is it not my business, it isn’t even relevant what any company owner says in their own homes.  If we are all being honest with one another, we are all bigots for a moment or two each and every week.  Before we start casting stones, let’s take a look at how this alleged recording was obtained.

This lady in question is obviously a gold digging ho (the wife confirms she is, in fact, a gold digging ho).  I don’t think anyone will question that though.  Donald’s wife is currently suing the whore for extorting $1.8M from the family.  The whore also has over 100 hours worth of additional recordings in her possession.  If you follow someone around for months on end, it is likely you will catch them saying something.  Hell, ask any woman that has looked through my phone and she will claim to have found something…

The real story here is the power play that Magic Johnson has made here.  I’m not sure if he paid the gal or if his asian backers are paying her, but it’s pretty obvious Donald has been setup.  The two supposed pictures in question are of Magic Johnson and one of his own players, Matt Kemp.  How convenient.

Further, the news broke during the playoffs.  The Clippers will tank from here ensuring outrage in LA (inevitably $$$$ lost for Sterling) and eventually lead to Sterling selling the team.  Hell, Magic even has his buddy Obama commenting on the issue.  How convenient.

Less than 2 days after the tape surfaced, Magic has already confirmed that he will do the league a favor and buy the Clippers.  How convenient.

At the end of the day, most knowledgeable sports fans would rather see Magic running the Clippers than Sterling.  HOWEVER, the moment we start crucifying people for things they say in the safety of their own home is the day that the police state has become too much for me to bare.   Hanging people without a trial isn’t any cooler today than it was hundreds of years ago.

People should stop condemning Donald.  They should start commending Magic.  This was, in fact, his greatest assist, yet.  Sit back and enjoy the show.  This is just starting to get good.  I can only imagine it ends exactly as it did for Frank McCourt and the Dodgers.  Oh yeah, Magic and his investors just finished up doing this exact same thing across town…how convenient.

  • “The robb’d that smiles, steals something from the thief; He robs himself that spends a bootless grief.”~ William Shakespeare
  • “All human beings have three lives: public, private, and secret.” ~ Gabriel Garcia Marquez
  • “Solitude sometimes is best society.” ~ John Milton
  • “If you read someone else’s diary, you get what you deserve.” ~ David Sedaris

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