Friction in society.  The sheep try to graze.

Generalized anxiety.  Gaza is ablaze.

Redundant irony.  I hope it’s just a phase

Undeniable variety.  A new minority a day.

Wealth isn’t something that sparkles or shines

Courage isn’t something that you can simply inscribe

Wit is an understanding that is a gift and a curse

Patience isn’t exactly measured in net worth

Many skills acquired. A few will quickly be forgot

Most things you learn in school aren’t as important as learning to tie a palomar knot

I need only shelter, water and bread

A little chocolate here and there and some slow head

Life is simple when you finally get her by the throat

With so much water on earth all you need is a boat

A bathing suit and a nice peacoat

Your toiletry items and a preferably a small tote

A change of underwear and two pairs of socks

Lots of booze, some pot, and a couple of rocks

A lighter for the drugs and some ice for the sauce

The breeze and the humidity will quickly make you lost








3 Months Worth of Randomness

  • Why Doesn’t God ever call preachers to a smaller church?
  • Remember it isn’t a 1 night stand if you keep your feet in the air.
  • Some trials are too important to leave up to a jury.
  • One day I hope to be half as smart as I thought I was when I was 18.
  • Somebody once told me that tattoos make people look meaner.  I just think it means they look irresponsible with their money.
  • When a woman gets fake titties, she may, in fact, gain some self esteem.  However, she loses the self respect of most men worth having.
  • Jesus sure gets a lot of press for somebody that everyone seems to have hated since the beginning of time.
  • While it is true that one man’s trash is another man’s treasure.  One man’s opinion is his opinion alone.
  • Prostitution is better known as affirmative action.
  • Online communication promotes narcissism.  You are just staring at words or pictures on a screen rather than your reflection.
  • Whoever said there was no such thing as a dumb question in all likelihood was handicapped.
  • Politics are like alma maters.  For better or worse, you root for your school’s team.  No matter if you have any clue who is playing or not.
  • Ever noticed how fast your apps work when you allow them full access to your phone?  It’s like they are on faster server…
  • People don’t stand for anything that doesn’t earn them a seat down the road.
  • When a man fights with a woman, he must treat her as he would a small child.  That likely sounds harsh and sexist, but it is true.  Public Perception dictates such.
  • He who has the most money is usually right.
  • Love arises from a lack of desire elsewhere.
  • If perception is reality, then reality isn’t very real.
  • My love for psychology has left me destined for loneliness.  Thankfully, I am most happy alone.
  • I was bored today and googled “best looking lady.”  Michele Obama, Nancy Reagan, Kamala Harris were among the top 10 results.  Looks like I won’t be masturbating online anytime soon.

“Eavesdroppers never hear any good of themselves.” ~ English Proverb

“Sometimes you never know the value of a moment until it is a memory.” ~ Dr. Seuss

“If they can get you asking the wrong questions, they don’t have to worry about answers.” ~ Thomas Pynchon

“Give me 6 hours to chop a tree and I will spend the first 4 hours sharpening my axe.” ~ Abraham Lincoln

“The world is a comedy to those that think; a tragedy to those that feel” ~ Horace Walpole