Sleeping Beauty

Lucious and plump. Salty and sweet. Vivaciously whispering. A midnight treat.

Spoon fed via shovel. Hand roasted Devine. Affinity is trouble. Motionless swine. 

Bamboozled and flustered. Coy and erect. Incoherently lusted. Long live respect. 

Luminous bubbles. Crispness of thought. No more trouble. All for nought.

Infatuation passed. Adornment stalled. Hit the replay button. Give her another call. 

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Focus Pocus

Tea bags and breaststrokes. Limp noodles and okey dokes. Clocks wound. Caps hung. At least, respect your anthem. And, stop blaming others for your own faults. Learn to man up and walk the fucking walk. Get off social media. Get back to life. Enjoy what you have. Stop fighting the wrong fight.

Mindless midgets suppressing their moments of fame. Countless cunts simply following the same. Who should we blame? It’s not me or I. There must be a scapegoat to smack in the eye?

Prodded and provoked. An act of war invoked. One desperate gasp as you are being choked. Asleep or awoke. A victim of a cloak. The only way out is to soak in your yoke.

Practice what you preach. Better yet, don’t preach, just practice. Get better each day. Nonsense shouldn’t distract us.

Focus on your goals. Thank those who help. Give back to some. Accumulate the proper kind of wealth.

Cachinnation from an Agelast

Fickle and fatuous. Canoodling a fard. Donnybrooks ensue. A rambunctious ra-tard.

Smellfungus shenanigans. A quean’s delight. Pettifoggers malarkey. Not a goombah in sight.

Sufferin’ succotash meets jumping jehoshaphat. Lawd have mercy, look at Jessica Rabbit’s ass.

Hollowed out fiction meets babbling banter. The Natzis and Klan sprinkled in with a Panther.

Gongoozled by ecdysiasts. Eructations of a klutz. Maverick meets nincompoop. A Kate Spade clutch.

A pretentious pettifogger. A decanter of wine. Nocturnal nirvana. Pandiculation devine.

Friday fodder. A lagopodous shrine. Trump is a mugwump. Clinton a canine. 

Descriptive and clutch. Poetic and polite. A three legged crutch. Tonight is the night. 

“Hard writing makes easy reading”

“When you wish to instruct, be brief; that men’s minds take in quickly what you say, learn its lesson, and retain it faithfully. Every word that is unnecessary only pours over the side of a brimming mind.”

“Simplicity is the ultimate sophistication.”

“The finest language is mostly made up of simple in imposing words.”

Pheromones & Frankincence

Fresh cut grass meets the morning dew. Majestic sunsets and cordon bleu.  Pecan pie and potpourri. Honey dew melon and smoked gouda cheese.   

Perfume pardons. Cologne colludes. The only reliable things are pot and booze. Lust is simple. Love is a dream. Some people just crave a more intiment scene.

Respect and admiration. Folk and fore. When one door opens, two doors are no more. Because doors never close and feelings always change. Every meow and again we all need some strange.

Unrest is black. Tomorrow’s norm. The general population has yet to spot the forthcoming storm. Evil is evil. It has no color or shape. In 49 states, I think, a rape is still a rape. 

Fire and brimstone. Hail and sleet. God damnit, Dre. Where’s the got damn beat? Tell em Lil Jon, aww skeet, skeet.

Lust Me. Leave Me.

Hispanic, white or asian. Makes no difference to me. Tres and san both translate to three.

Open you mind. Undress your heart. Bias is naive. Hate is tart.

Cynicism, a blessing. Intelligence, a curse. Voices, a weapon. Understanding, a nurse.

Translation of feeling. A touch of silk. The higher the ceiling. The thicker the ilk.

Crispness of kinetics. Atonement of sin. Random yet able. A wall in Berlin.

Forgive me. Surprise me. Invite me in. Just remember all I do baby is win, win, win.

Monotony saves races. Diversity expands minds. Another day, another dollar. Lemme hit it from behind. 

*”A question that sometimes drives me hazy: am I or the other ones crazy?” ~ Albert Einstein

*If love is blind, then why don’t blind people seem happier?

*”Even the finest sword plunged into salt water will eventually rust.” ~ Sun Tzu

*”Don’t worry about people stealing your ideas. If your ideas are any good, you’ll have to ram them down people’s throats.” ~ Howard Aiken

*”There are no old roads to new directions.” ~ Boston Consulting Group

*”Our wretched species is so made that those who walk on the well troden path always throw stones at those showing a new road.” ~ Voltaire

The Skreets

The more I learn, the less I understand. The more I speak, the less I should have said. 

Perception of choice cut twice with soda. Chickenheads are twinning as they pan for clover. Drive slow homey and remember to keep your composure. 

Solar eclipses can cause the blind to see. Optical illusions of a foreign memory. Negligent of space. Unopposed to time. The oats we sew come to roost in ample time.

Starting off hot isn’t as important as finishing strong. The pace you set is the chorus to your song.

Calamity is coming. I can smell her near. Drop what you’re doing, man up and try to show no fear.  

Close one eye, hold your breath and gently squeeze your dear. No time for reflection. Ain’t nobody got time for your tears.

*Listen with your nose. Smell with your eyes. Watch with your ears. Feel with your heart. 

*If love doesn’t cost a thing, then why do women expect men to pay?

*Do they build stairways to Hell?

*Public opinion is more important than most facts. 

*You pick the roads you take, but you can’t control the traffic.

*People love humility. It momentarily distracts them from their own failures.

*I love you more than a gremlin loves the seven dwarfs. 

*”As soon as I cum, I come to my senses.” ~ Lil Wayne

*”Show me a hero and I’ll write you a tragedy.” ~ F. Scott Fitzgerald